I Was Poisoned By...

0 0 Tekkaus Friday, March 12, 2010 Edit this post

I don't even bother to blog these few days. No mood at all. Blame the food that poisoned me! Perhaps...my stomach has been giving me such a hard time trying to ignite my train of thoughts. Then again, I admit that I am just plain lazy. Haha :D So today feels like a good time for me to reveal who was the REAL culprit that caused me to have so much pain these few days. I cursed the very thing (or food) that make my life so freaking miserable! If you have been crippled by food poisoning before this, you would have fathomed the agony and torments that it can inflict on you. Damn it! :(

Haih...

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday were extremely hellish! I had this continuous pangs in my stomach. It was so excruciating that I could barely sit or stand still for a minute! The worse has yet to come. These few days my fatty buttock had to keep on kissing the toilet bowl. Both of them are so bored of each other right now! Both my legs were wobbly and feeble as if I had ran for 200km.

My legs lembik~o...

The worst part is...NO FOOD! I mean no solid food for me to consume. I am the kind of person who doesn't really care about my weight you see. I can gobble any foods and guzzle down any drinks in no time. So these few day...I was forced to have a pseudo-fasting session (Pseudo=fake?). I feel so "purified" right now. Ha :D So do you know what poisoned me? If you have been following my tweets or updates in Facebook...you might have known the answer right...

The food that caused me food poisoning is...

is...

HONEY???

Damn you honey! Why you have to do this to me honey? Why? Why? Why? Yes. Lasy Sunday I accidentally bought and consumed expired Honey from Econsave. But honey isn't supposed to have any expiry date right? My guess is it was not pure honey. So I assume that preservatives were added into it. So now you know it right? I was poisoned by the expired honey! :(

But...

I later realized that it was not Honey! Well Honey, all of us were wrong. I was not poisoned by Honey! Before this I thought I was the only person who had consumed the honey. But my brother told me the other day that he too, had some of it. So it was not you, Honey! Then who? After putting on my Sherlock Holmes Cap...

Gotcha!

....I suddenly remembered that last Sunday I accidentally had a few sips of LISTERINE while I was gargling! Little did I know that the extra few droplets of Listerine that I fortuitously allowed to drain down my throat were that lethal! :( So beware folks.