6 Reasons Why Zombies Make Cool Parents

Nowadays a lot of movies revolve around the undead franchise right? No, I am not talking about the blood-sucking vampires. Instead I am more...

Nowadays a lot of movies revolve around the undead franchise right? No, I am not talking about the blood-sucking vampires. Instead I am more interested with the mentally "dead" zombies. I thing they are way cooler because their numbers are literally unlimited, at least in the movies of course. I deem these zombies cool...because I like to see their butts get kicked, their heads get smashed, their limbs get amputated and all of them get steamrolled! What's wrong with me? Ha :D

Yeah! Those who are brainless...you are safe. :p

It's Halloween folks. And I am darn sure that there will be a lot of dead men walking right now. Perhaps thousands of zombies are terrorizing the streets. A couple of hundreds might be dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller song. Perhaps you parents are part of these zombies too right? Do you wish that your parents would stay immortal (as zombies) even after the Halloween? Well...here are 6 reasons why zombies make cool parents. LOL :D

1-Fewer dishes to wash: Lots of water is saved.

2~More Alone Time: You have more time to play Zombies VS Plants!

3~Shorter school meetings: You grades will improve tremendously now!

4~Attention easily diverted: You can get away with so many things!

5~Mistake more easily tolerated: You are forgiven.

6~Simplified gift giving: In fact those gifts are FREE!

So what do you think? Now you are wishing your parents are zombies huh? Perhaps you should ask Alice or Umbrella Corp where you can obtain the T-Virus. Then you can inject your parents with those T-Virus, turning your parents into cool zombies. Wait...or is it the other way round? Anyway happy Halloween all you zombies out there. :)