It seems like our world is getting sicker and sicker. It was reported that last month (or was it 2 months ago) a 22 years old Japanese man named Mao Sugiyama, had cooked and served his own genital-penis, scrotum and testes, to a group of 5 equally insane diners for US$250 a plate. You must have been baffled, just like me, as to why any sane man would want to cut of his very own private parts and offered it as food to other people. That is because Mao Sugiyama has claimed that he is asexual, meaning that he wants to be either a male nor a female. FREAK!
The handsome Mao Sugiyama.
The crazy Japanese removed his penis, scrotum and testes on his birthday as a declaration that he is now an asexual. Initially Mao Sugiyama had thought of devouring his very own genitals, but instead he was "generous" enough to offer it to the public. He tweeted his once-in-a-lifetime offer on Twitter:
“[Please Retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen [$1,250]. I’m Japanese. The organs were surgically removed at age 22. I was tested to be free of venereal diseases. The organs were of normal function. I was not receiving female hormone treatment. The length at full erection was 16.1 cm [6.3 inches]. First interested buyer will get them, or I will also consider selling to a group. Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location. If you have questions, please contact me by DM or e-mail.” ~Translated from Japanese.
Eager dinners waiting to be served.
5 brave people had took up Mao Sugiyama's offer to cook and serve his own genitals. He organized a public banquet known as the "Ham Cybele-Century Banquet" at the “Asagaya Loft A” event space in the Suginami Ward of Tokyo. In the public banquet, 70 diners were only able to taste less interesting food-crocodile meat. I guess it was an unbelievable experience for the 5 lucky people who paid US$250 each, to enjoy a meal of Sugiyama's penis, testicles and testes which he garnished with parsley and button mushrooms! Wow...sounds delicious aye? :p
Mao Sugiyama explained how he was going to cook "himself". :/
Slicing his cooked penis. :(
So who wants a piece of his penis, scrotum and testes?
Looks delicious, right?
Before meals were served. Sugiyama's frozen genitals.
Neither Mao Sugiyama nor the diners would be charged by the Japanese authorities as cannibalism is not outlawed in Japan. Now Sugiyama plans to take female hormone therapy but he didn't intend to implant any female organs. Why? Because he is an asexual, remember? Mao Sugiyama plans to be SOOOOOO asexual that he can wear transparent clothes one day. OMG!
P.S.: I wonder how Mao Sugiyama is going to pee right now. And which public toilet does he go? Male or female?
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