Monday, May 10, 2010

The Mom Song That Every Mom Must Know!

Yesterday was Mother's Day right? So did all you mothers out there had a great time? I believe almost all of the children were angelic...for at least 24 hours right? This afternoon I could see my neighbour's teenage kids started to return to their usual self. They could be seen yelling at their dearest mom that they treated to a heart-warming dinner last night. Ha :D So mommies out there, do you know what this means? WAR! It is back to battlefield again for all mommies. So sharpen and fine-tune your best weapon again-your voice!

Evil Looking Kid,Naughty Child
Are you ready mama?

Moms have to be on "red alert" again for the kids are going all out to continue their plans to take over the world. Ha :D And I know this one song which is perfect for all the moms in the world who have some difficulties handling their kids. This is the song that all the moms in the world must know! This is the song that all the moms can use to "attack" their raging kids. So listen to it and memorize every single line of this song. Let you children listen to your music-The Mom Song! Haha :D

The Mom Song Lyrics

Get up now, wet up now
Get up out of bed, wash your face
Brush your teeth, comb your sleepy head
Here's your clothes, and your shoes
Hear the words I said

Get up now, get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget you gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play, don't shovel
Chew slowly, but hurry
The bus is here, be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside. Don't play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite Make a friend
Don't forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don't make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don't sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite, maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, Get the door
Don't get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I'll count to 3
Get a job. Get a life
Get a PhD. Get a dose of...
I don't care who started it
You're grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Brush your teeth, wash your face
Get your PJs on, Get in bed
Get a hug, say a prayer with Mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so
I said so, I said so
I'm the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom

Haha :D I like the part of the song which says, "It must be your father's DNA!" Hahahaha. Do you like this song? I thing I am going to learn this song too just in case one day I will be joining forces with my wife to battle my little rascals. So mommies out there don't forget bookmark this post and practice this song ya. LOL :D