Saturday, January 24, 2009

Top 3 Male BASHING Songs of The Moment!


Yeah! Currently there's this bursting sentiment against the Andros or the red-blooded (aka male)! Every where, every stations are airing these songs about how stupid, how idiotic, how helpless men are. Rightly so? I'm not so sure about that. Perhaps the songwriters (presumably women) of these songs had some bad experience with the guys? Or perhaps some broken backs inspires these quaint tune? Or...maybe, just maybe sime dude sort of repented and came out with these numbers? Whatever it is, I must say that I enjoy them very much. At least they are catchy and make sense...to some extend of course...

So what are the TOP 3 male BASHING songs of the moment??? No doubt you have heard them unless you are not a music fan. They are...


1~Beyonce's If I Were A Boy
Makes me really wonder why would Beyonce sing this song? Perhaps Jay Z doesn't give her enough TLC (Tender Loving Care)? But I thought they just got married? They ran out of steam so soon? Can't Beyonce satiate her husband appetite...ot the vice versa? I bet Jay Z's favourite line is-"If you were me!"??? Or Beyonce was actually a guy? OMG! Those things dangling around were fakes? Just kidding!


If I Were A Boy



2~Britney's Womanizer
This song marked Britney's remarkable comeback from the bottomless pit! She is never a great singer. But rather she is always in the limelight for the wrong reasons. After being screwed by Justin, Britney tried to even the score by marrying her childhood friend. Well of course that 55 hours marriage didn't work! Out of the sudden Federline came into the picture and "saved" Britney. Again...just when everything seems to be happily-ever-after, things started to fall apart for the slutty Spears again...and I believe Womanizer is "customized" for Kevin.


The lusty Womanizer



3~Rihanna's Take A Bow
This 21-years-old Barbadian has really spread her wings since she broke free from her cocoon 4 years ago. And she'll be performing in Malaysia soon if Malaysia's dim-witted PAS's effort to foil her concert failed. I'm sure we'll be able to outdo the chowderheaded PAS supporters. Then...they are the ones who will take a bow! Wait...what about Chris Brown? Did he took a bow too?


Take Your Bow

So did you viriles (males) feel bashed by these songs? How about you colleens (ladies) out there? Feel a little better? Did you draw any inspiration from them? Anyway they are just songs right? Hope you guys enjoy it.

P.S.: Daily Motion was used because YouTube is fast-becoming too...restricted...

41 comments:

Faisal Admar said...

Sometimes I think Beyonce is the luckiest woman in the world. Why? Because she always get good songs! Most of them really a hit!

Hehehehe by the way I don't feel bashed, in fact I feel that woman these days is getting smarter and wanna understand us male more!

Nanaybelen said...

Hi just came here to greet you Happy Happy Chinese New Year!

Tekkaus said...

Faisal Admar-->I think you are right. All her songs are chart-topping hits. Haha =D you have your points.

Nanaybelen-->Thanks for dropping by. Happy Chinese New Year to you too. =)

shun2u said...

新年快乐!
恭喜发财!
心想事成!
万事如意!

Wish u a very hapi CNY!
T_________________T

Anonymous said...

Beyonce's not bad. Dun like the other two songs. Leona Lewis' cover of Snow Patrol's Run is nice and have you heard this year's X-Factor winner, Alexandria something singing "Hallelujah"! Nice! Good voice!

And a Happy and Successful Year of the Ox to you and your family!

QuaChee said...

never thought it that way! haha. anyway, like the rest, i also wanna wish u a happy new year... may you have a good year filled with blessings for yr new job :)

Tekkaus said...

Shun2u-->Thanks. Same to you. =)

Tekkaus said...

Situapui-->Haha! You don't like the other 2 huh! Gonna check it out. Thanks for sharing. =) Same to you. Happy Chinese new year to you too.

Quachee-->Haha! Just wanna have some fun! Hope the fairer sex wouldn;t find me offensive ya. LOL! Same to you Quachee. Thanks for dropping by. =)

Bengbeng said...

Wishing you a good year ahead and gong xi fa cai. when one reads another's blog for some time the fine line between blogger and friend becomes less defined.

so, hi friend ! :)

Anonymous said...

Happy Chinese New Year!!

Harmony said...

Cant believe Britney revival is still going strong!!

day-dreamer said...

Gong Xi Fa Cai!

Tekkaus said...

Bengbeng-->I like what you said! It rhymes too. Great one. Thanks for taking me as a friend. =)

Tekkaus said...

My Bug life-->Happy Chinese New year to you too. I bet you'll be snapping away lots of cookies's photo huh!

Harmony-->Yeah, she must has some help from the demon or something. =/

Day-dreamer-->Gong xi fa cai to you too! Where's my ang pau? =)

foongpc said...

I like Beyonce's If I Were A Boy and Rihanna's Take A Bow. I never really care about the lyrics, it's the music that I like a lot! They can change the whole lyrics and I will still like the song! As for Britney Spears, I don't think she can sing! She's just like Madonna - no talent but still sells!

Ron Jerem Lee said...

name anyone. if i can see big tits in the MTV. i will buy the album.

Life Ramblings said...

hi tekkaus! i like beyonce's kind of music and this song is one of my favorites. thanx for sharing!

happy chinese new year!

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Tekkaus..

Totally agree with Faisal Admar. The reason why lot of Beyonce songs are popular because most of them have catchy beats and easy to memorize lyrics :)

Happy Chinese New Year to you :):)

Tekkaus said...

Foongpc-->Yeah! Rihanna and Beyonce can sing...whereas Britney on the other hand...can slut it out! Haha :D

Tekkaus said...

Ron Jerem Lee->Wow! As long as there are big t*ts, you'll buy? Now talking about supporting the music industry huh! Way to go! =)

Tekkaus said...

Life Ramblings-->You are welcome! Anyway Happy chinese new year to you too.

Bluecrystaldude-->Happy Chinese year to you too. Yeah, beyonce is damm lucky huh! =)

musica0911 said...

i nvr listen these song b4........am I old ???wahahahaa

Tekkaus said...

Musica0911-->Nah, you are not! Anyway thanks for dropping by. =)

EastCoastLife said...

棒棒的BODY,
满满的MONEY,
多多的HAPPY,
心情天天很SUNNY,
无忧无虑像个BABY,
总之,新年你最LUCKY!

Happy Lunar New Year!

Tekkaus said...

Eastcoastlife-->Thanks for dropping by! =) Happy chinese new year. =)

Clarisse Teagen said...

lol. Tekkaus.
I like those songs..
And I think they fit !!! :P

Tekkaus said...

Clarisse Teagen-->They fit? Hmm....that's very insightgful! =)

Jim said...

Wish you happy CNY and hope you had the best reunion dinner!!!

Tekkaus said...

Jim-->Thank you! May you have a wonderful Chinese New Year too. =)

nayan said...

Britney's performances are always mesmerizing!I love them any time of the day.

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nayan said...

Britney's performances are always mesmerizing!I love them any time of the day.

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Tekkaus said...

Nayan-->Obviously you are a britney's fan huh! ANyway thanks for dropping by. =)

molly said...

Happy New Year to you and your family! May you be the best in health and abundance in wealth!

Tekkaus said...

Molly-->Thank yoy! Same to you. Hey, where's my ang pau? I receive paypal, so don't worry. LOL! =)

Anonymous said...

To foongpc: Give me Madonna...over Big Boobs Mariah Curry anytime! Hahahahahahahahaha!

levian said...

i love britney's the most. this song had caught me n made me sang along ever since it started getting heated on the station. catchy tune maybe? but i didn't realized its "bashfulness" until you mentioned. well yeah, i think it might actually make some of us feel better. :p

Tekkaus said...

Suituapui-->Mariah Curry is so huge! =)

Levian-->Haha! It could make some of you feel better? Then Britney is like a saviour or sort right now correct? Anyway thanks for dropping by. =)

GYC~~ said...

Wah, teacher!!! So you listen to Beyonce, Britney and Rihana's songs?? Cool! I'm not really a fan of Beyonce, I LOVE Britney Spears, and i don't really like Rihana.

foongpc said...

suituapui, please lah! Madonna how to compete with Mariah? She loses out in the voice, music, looks, and boobs departments! LOL!

tekkaus, why GYC call you teacher? You give tuition in your spare time, izit? : )

Tekkaus said...

GYC-->Nah! I just listen to good songs but not all of their songs lar! =)

Tekkaus said...

Foongpc-->I wonder if you will still read this answer? Haha :D Hmm...giving tuition in my spare time? A good idea.

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